Archive for April, 2007

srinivas AGM HR

Saturday, April 28th, 2007

contact transfer file is corrupted pls any body upload the latest of accurate file which may help in recover my data ok i lost my contacts details in phone book…

pls upload contacttransfer.sis file

waiting for reply my id is spsnsrinivas@yahoo.co.in

yours sincerely

srinivas

Funny SMS

Thursday, April 19th, 2007
  • If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and….be Smart as ME.

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pahlay hat ma lo

Saturday, April 14th, 2007

pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

In a bath room, a boy touches

Saturday, April 14th, 2007

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI”

Saturday, April 14th, 2007

Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!

School- a place where papa pays

Saturday, April 14th, 2007

School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree

Kuch log thodi der karte hain….

Saturday, April 14th, 2007

Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
You Fool Mobile Charging

Musharraf said to his mother

Saturday, April 14th, 2007

Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro.

A daughter sends a telegram

Saturday, April 14th, 2007

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as:”father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”

U picked me up,U took me home

Saturday, April 14th, 2007

U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.