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• Q: What’s a birth control pill?
A: It’s the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent pregnancy.

• Q: Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman’s body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy?

• Q: What’s difference between cricketers n condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches n condoms catch the drops!

• A blowjob is the only job in the world that can’t be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!

• Wishing you a seductive & wondrful day licked by luv & penetrated by heavenly graces & may all your misfortunes be ejaculated!

pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!

Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
You Fool Mobile Charging

Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro.

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as:”father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”

U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.

Tujhe utha ke lon ya bitha ke lon
karon andhera ya balb jala ke lon
ya tujhe khada karon phir teri jhuka ke lon
ab to hi bata ke main tere tasver kaise lon

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Ok, I will tell you..
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Tom & Jerry cartoon begins!