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• A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I’m missing you.
• Rich people travel in cars, poor people travel in carts but people like you travel in hearts. Have a gud day!
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
• Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
• Life is a paradox-what u want u don’t get(luv), what u get, u don’t njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)
• What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!
• Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary.”
Kant : I don’t believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!”